Egotastic
This young kid Mitchell in our office passed by me the other day and mentioned offhand, 'I really love boobs'. I fired him on the spot. Although, admittedly, I learned later on he didn't actually work for me, once we got past the tears, he went back to the dental office down the hall where he empties the spittoons.
We here at Egotastic!, you there out there in your places of work and schooling and depravity, you don't love boobs, you need them. You love burgers and beer and convincing your friends it's their turn to pay for the UFC fight on PPV, those things you love. But boobs, you need. It's instinctual, it's human, it's genetically coded onto the very basic DNA of your existence. You need glorious globes of goodness. You could live without beer, god forbid. But you could not survive, or would not want to survive, without glorious funbags.
All of which leads us to the magnificent Rosie Jones, in a simple, but simply superb bit of chest puppy exhibition for the good folks at Nuts. Check out the pictures, see Rosie in action in the video, feed your need. And don't ever apologize. Enjoy.
Julia Orayen Nekkid Playboy Pictures Will Command Your Chief’s Attention
All the hoopla this week in politics has been on the face (and wicked hot body) of Julia Orayen, who stole the otherwise insipid show at the nationally televised Mexican Presidential Election debate this past week down South of the Border what with her brief, but truly memorably flashing of mucho mammarial beneath a very open dress top whilst passing out letters of the alphabet to the various candidates. (Pat, I'd like to buy a B for Boobtastic please).
Well, don't you know, Julia Orayen has a Playboy pictorial past, and while many of our readers have been quick to point out that news reports of her being a former 'Playmate' are exaggerated as far as terminology, nomenclature goes out the window when the hot nekid girls show up, which is precisely how the sultry Julia appeared in her pictorial for Playboy Mexico. We just had to share.
In a political world where my sad-sack buddy Joe admitted to working one out to Michelle Bachmann one lonely evening, damn if that world doesn't need a serious visual makeover. Julia Orayen is just the super hottie for the job. Enjoy.
(Special thanks to EgoReader 'Pedro K.' for the heads up on Julia's bunny pics.)