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Lourdes Lujan Topless Hotness for a Peruvian Edition of Ta-Ta Tuesdays

 

On a scale of 1-10 on how easily we bow to public pressure, I'd give us a 'wussbag 0' rating. But, it all works out positive in the end as I think you'll see.

Through out our historic adventures through Sudamericana we have featured so many deliciously sultry gorgeous Latinas from Argentina and Brazil and Paraguay and Uruguay and Colombia and Venezuela and ... well the point is, we've entirely missed out on Peru, and don't think this didn't infuriate the likes of 'EgoReader from down yonder, 'Maximo' who could not stop about the hotness in his homeland, and even though we knew this to be true, we bated him to produce the wonderful name of well known model Lourdes Lujan and this wicked hot pictorial for Playboy where Peruvian pride is on full display. Lourdes Lujan doesn't just represent Peruvian hotness, she oozes it from every pore in her body, at least the pores we've been staring at for the past eleventeen hours. Just pure sweet Peruvian hotness. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Topless Pictures Will Start Your Engines, Rev Your Motor, and Blow Your Gaskets

 

I really can't get enough Lucy Pinder.

I was thinking the other day if I could, imagining the possibility of too much Lucy Pinder hotness, like what if she had seventeen ridiculously hot funbags instead of just two, a hot body that refused to ever leave your side, or a sultry come-hither smile that was on 24 hours a day. And that would still never be enough.

Even without her glasses on, the spectacles that turn wanton men into a public spectacle when viewing, Lucy Pinder might just be the glamour model to beat on the entire Isle of Britannia. In her new cover pictorial for Nuts magazine, the sextastic brunette mixes see-through lingerie, cars, and her own twin-tata-turbine engine to win the checkered flag (and that flag wasn't checkered when we started ogling her today, I assure you). Just such a delicious treat. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes Jennifer Love Hewitt Quite Bra and Panties Hot and Jessica Marias Quite Topless Hot (VIDEO)

 

Twas a fine weekend and week on the smaller screen that shows us larger boobtastic than the large screen these days, where you'd need a telescope and a time machine often to find a bare fun bag, but that's a rant for another day. When I think about the female fineries on cable television this past several days, I'm extremely heartened by the fact that not a single one of these shows was even on the air just a year or so ago. A brand new fresh flesh-puppy pipeline of media goodness makes me smile.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Jennifer Love Hewitt working what she's got all over in The Client List, Jessica Marais flashing some utterly outstanding udders in Magic City, Oona Chaplin, granddaughter of Charlie making the sexy in Game of Thrones, and a shoutout to Lena Dunham, who may not be in your top 10 lists, but she get raw and nekkid and funny to support her own show, Girls, and we must applaud her cajones, err, milkers. Enjoy.

Colombian Film Star Angelica Blandon Goes Bare Nekkid Lady for SoHo Magazine

 

Oh, this may not be the be-all-end-all faptastic news of the day for you, but trust me, if you're a young boy in Colombia, you just got Christmas wrapped in your Birthday doubled up with Independence Day fireworks show all wrapped up into one nekkid dream come true in the form of Colombian film actress Angelica Blandon who poses all kinds of topless and bottomless and all-around hotness in SoHo magazine.

There will come a day not so long from now, when no young man will remember his first voyage of self-discovery without the use of the Internet, and, hey, I'm not knocking the Internet because it pays nearly half my rent and one-quarter of my liquor bills each month. But there's something to be said for the old-school ways of turning a magazine sideways and waiting for the ungodly hot woman to unfurl before your junior eyes and make you realize your special purpose. Well, today, a lot of that is going on down Sudamaericana way because Angelica Blandon, with that ridiculously hot body, in those clothesless poses, there's gonna be some chaffing. Enjoy.

Egotastic! CSI: Is This Jessica Jane-Clement Topless Prior to Her Boob Job? (VIDEO)

 

Occasionally we get a little mystery to solve. And when those mysteries involve sweet hot mostly nekkid women, well, we just have to share those unsolved riddles with you.

EgoReader 'DAK' wonders whether or not this unmarked, attached video is actually that of super Britty sextastic model and reality show personality, Jessica-Jane Clement, in some younger days, prior to her chestal expansion by way of implants. It certainly looks like her, but hard to say for certain not being JJC doctoral candidates. Naturally, 'DAK' has bet his 'left nut' on being right about this, so what say you, Egotastic! audience -- does he keep the family jewels entirely intact?

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Rhian Sugden Topless Hotness Both Up and Down the Stairs in Body in Mind Photoshoot

 

I don't say this lightly, but this may be my new very favorite Rhian Sugden photoshoot.

The folks over at Body in Mind know female hotness very well, and they've managed to capture the utter sextastic of the blonde bombshell in a relatively natural look, highlighting her god-given talents without excessive lighting or makeup or wardrobe for that matter. No bells and whistles, just ridiculously hot Rhian and her sweet double scoops of deliciousness in this 'Upstairs Downstairs' pictorial.

It's truly divine (or at least how I imagine heaven). Enjoy.

Be sure to check out all the beautiful, tasteful, and delightful female unclothed at Body in Mind.

Lucy Pinder Topless In Glasses, This Might Be Her Greatest Look Ever (VIDEO)

 

There's no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what seems to be a promo for her app (who doesn't have an app these days?), well, we fell into about a six hour tailspin of fantasies involving late night bookstacking, the Dewey Decimal System, and Lucy Pinder all kinds of falling out of her top.

Take a look for yourself and see if you don't just want to have this librarian shoosh you but hard in the pants. Enjoy.