Cha-Ching! The Kardashian Wedding Production All About True Love, Er, The Benjamins

Business news services today announced the lucrative television distribution and exclusive photo licensing deal for the Kardashian Family's top selling 'Kim Kardashian' unit on set in her highly publicized wedding day production. The well scripted nuptials went off without a hitch, as the Kardashians scored millions in media fees and, at some point, somebody also got married we think. It was so almost like reality we almost cried, until we discovered they were charging for tears.