Whitney Port Bikini Pictures are Back, and Beiger Than Ever

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Of all the Hills girls, Whitney Port may yet be my favourite. Sure, I'd kick her ass out of bed for a fleeting chance at Audrina, but at least Whitney isn't 100% silicone. And despite her relative blandness, I still think she looks mighty good in a bikini. Though, this bikini isn't doing her too many favours. I think it's the colour. Beige. Looks kinda like she has reverse tan lines. It's a bit weird. But I still love her.