Lindsay Lohan Topless, and Not Showing Anything for Once

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Here's Lindsay Lohan topless in The Sunday Times Style magazine, but you'd hardly know it for all the skin she's not showing. This coming from the girl who lets her tits hang out in public every other day. Still, there is some Lindsay Lohan side boob action going on, and since they did a whole hell of a lot of Photoshopping, her face actually looks decent, and not like a troll who's spent the last 40 years on a cocaine bender living under a bridge, as trolls tend to do. Allegedly. I don't want to disparage the troll community by saying they all use cocaine like Lindsay Lohan.

Anyway, Lindsay's career is past the point of no return, so isn't it time she started taking her cothes off on a more regular basis? While anyone still even has the slightest inclination to see her naked.