66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Amanda Seyfried

America Ferrara

Amy Adams

Angela Kinsey

Angelina Jolie

Anna Paquin

Anne Hathaway

Blake Lively

Brooke Burke

Cameron Diaz

Catherine Keener

Christina Applegate

Christina Hendricks

Debra Messing

Demi Moore

Drew Barrymore

Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Moss

Eva Longoria

Eva Mendes

Evan Rachel Wood

Freida Pinto

Hayden Panettiere

Isla Fisher

Jane Krakowski

January Jones

Jenna Fischer

Jennifer Carpenter

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Morrison

Jessica Capshaw

Julia Ormond

Julie Benz

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Winslet

Laura Linney

Lisa Edelstein

Lisa Rinna

Madeline Zima

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Menounos

Marisa Tomei

Mary Louise Parker

Megan Fox

Melissa George

Miley Cyrus

Olivia Wilde

Penelope Cruz

Renee Zellweger

Rita Wilson

Rumer Willis

Sally Hawkins

Salma Hayek

Sandra Bullock

Shaun Robinson

Susan Sarandon

Tina Fey

Viola Davis