Jordan Topless in Cannes Showing Her Cans

May 16, 2008 @ 11:42 am

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Pardon the pun, but here's Jordan topless in Cannes showing her cans. And frankly, I'd rather look at a pair of tin cans than Katie Price's breasts, because those things are gross. After so many breast implant surgeries, going up and down in size, her nipples are so mangled they're not even recognizable as nipples anymore. I would say I hope she didn't breast feed her baby with those, but I don't think that would even have been possible.

Gross. Ick. Ewwy ew. Sorry.

Photo credit: Flynet

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