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Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures
It's been a while since we've seen Cindy Crawford, and the last time, it wasn't Cindy Crawford bikini pictures, but rather some very nice Cindy Crawford topless pictures. But Cindy Crawford doesn't need to be topless to get our attention. A bikini will do just fine.
I must admit, though, that there is a part of me that would like to see at least one Supermodel get all fat and bloated, if for no other reason than to at least suggest the possibility that these women are actually human. Because maybe then I might actually have the slightest chance of ever hooking up with one of them.
Sadly, they are not human. They are alien creatures from another planet who have enslaved us, and force us to worship them as the goddess-like creatures they are. All I have to say is "Take me to your leader. Please."
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