Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts on Display at the Polaroid Beach House (WTF!?)

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I'm not sure exactly what the "Polaroid Beach House" is, but that's where Lindsay Lohan spent her weekend showing off her breasts. First she wore this incredibly cleavage-revealing dress, then we saw Lindsay in a bright red bikini, just to make sure everyone got a real good look at her boobs. Of course, I can't blame her. They are nice breasts, after all.

But I'm still confused about this Polaroid Beach House. Is Lindsay Lohan being paid to show up and strip down to get more publicity for polaroid, or have naming rights moved from sports arenas to celebrity homes? Is Lindsay Lohan's rent being sponsored by Corporate America? And if so, which company can I get to sponsor my crappy apartment?

And check out Lindsay's continued corporate whoring with the conveniently placed Coke can. I'm pretty sure this moment was staged because A) Lindsay isn't clever enough to poke fun at her own coke usage by holding up a can of Coca Cola (as assinine as that is), and 2) This is just another one of those things you've got to pay Lindsay to do.

Lots more pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off her breasts after the jump.

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