If you haven't heard by now, your gossip skills are seriously lacking, and you should probably take some refresher courses in celebrity stalking. Heard what? Why that Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy! As opposed to a full-grown boy, or a baby Unicorn, I suppose. Though that would have been cool, albeit a rather more painful birth, one might expect.
No word yet on any baby names, though we did report that Gwyneth may name her new son Mortimer last month. Feel free to make any fruit-related jokes you find appropriate. I however will not take part in such juvenile matters.
You can check out Entertainment Tonight for the more, but there really isn't any more, so don't bother clicking. And no, that's not a picture of Gwyneth and her new baby, that's an old picutre of her and Apple, and was the first picture I found on Google.
Update:Yahoo! News is reporting that Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin have named their new baby boy: Moses Martin. Yeah, I shit you not, Moses Martin. I really think they should be charged with child endangerment, or negligence, or something, because that just ain't right.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Births Baby Boy: Moses Martin
If you haven't heard by now, your gossip skills are seriously lacking, and you should probably take some refresher courses in celebrity stalking. Heard what? Why that Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy! As opposed to a full-grown boy, or a baby Unicorn, I suppose. Though that would have been cool, albeit a rather more painful birth, one might expect.
No word yet on any baby names, though we did report that Gwyneth may name her new son Mortimer last month. Feel free to make any fruit-related jokes you find appropriate. I however will not take part in such juvenile matters.
You can check out Entertainment Tonight for the more, but there really isn't any more, so don't bother clicking. And no, that's not a picture of Gwyneth and her new baby, that's an old picutre of her and Apple, and was the first picture I found on Google.
Update: Yahoo! News is reporting that Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin have named their new baby boy: Moses Martin. Yeah, I shit you not, Moses Martin. I really think they should be charged with child endangerment, or negligence, or something, because that just ain't right.